BACON 4 PRESIDENT!!!
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6 years ago

@Bacon4Pres Crashed the #WHCD #NerdProm

Bacon greased his way into the White House Correspondents Dinner "Nerd Prom" and the AFTER After-Party. Things happened.

  1. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    TweetBoy, did u check the mail 2day? Stil waiting 4 my invitation 2 the White House Correspondents Dinner , airing tonight on CSPAN #Bacon
    6 years ago
  2. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Hi, Guys.@whpresscorps I'm sure it was just an oversight, but... WHERE'S MY FREAKIN INVITATION! #WHCD #Vote #Bacon - Bacon4President.com
    6 years ago
  3. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    I suppose I could just sneak in on one of the hors d'oeuvre trays. #WHCD #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON #Beezy4Preezy
    6 years ago
  4. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    While me & TweetBoy work on crashing the #WHCD, u can skip the boring stuff on CSPAN for the next 3 hrs. How It's Made marathon on SCIHD :-)
    6 years ago
  5. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    OK I think we're in. TweetBoy, act like u belong here. Hold up your iPad like you're taking tasteful video of Sofia Vergara. #WHDC #NerdProm
    6 years ago
  6. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    And whatever u do, keep clear of Kaczynski. he's got the "crazy eyes". #WHDC #NerdProm @BuzzFeedAndrew #VOTE #BACON #Beezy4Preezy
    6 years ago
  7. chrissyteigen
    christine teigen@chrissyteigen
    Rick Santorum is taking pics of the kardashians. #WHCD
    6 years ago
  8. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    OMG @chrissyteigen Do they make hand sanitizer for the eyes? #WHCD #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON #Beezy4Preezy - Bacon4President.com
    6 years ago
  9. Me and Jay Carney chillin' at the #WHCD #NerdProm Lousy photography by intern TweetBoy #EATME #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy http://pic.twitter.com/bECnApGx
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
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    6 years ago
  10. Me and FLOTUS at the #WHCD #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON http://pic.twitter.com/CEb9qt5N
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
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    6 years ago
  11. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Someone said Tim Daly was here. I wanted to ask him if he ever got away from the Smoke Monster on that island. #LOST #Wings #WHCD #Bacon
    6 years ago
  12. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    I think I just saw Obama-Girl @Amberettinger walk in. How should I play this? Smoove? The Aristocrats joke, it is! #WHCD #Vote #Bacon
    6 years ago
  13. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Hey, TweetBoy, text Smokey & ask him if it's cool for me to wolf-whistle the @FLOTUS. She's a hottie-boob-ba-lottie 2nite @jimmykimmel #WHCD
    6 years ago
  14. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    dangit TweetBoy! I said BOOM-ba-lottie, not BOOB! That's what I get for using unpaid interns #WHDC #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON
    6 years ago
  15. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Sully Sullenberger! I touched his hand! :-) #BestThingToEverComeOutOfTheHudson #WHCD #Vote #Bacon
    6 years ago
  16. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Better cut out of here while that blowhard Ed Henry is still up there. Come on, TweetBoy! Bacon is GONE! SUCK IT, Kimmel! #VOTE #BACON
    6 years ago
  17. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Who's got the better #WHCD #NerdProm after-party? @Maddow or Cantor? #VOTE #BACON - Bacon4President.com
    6 years ago
  18. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Never mind. @Maddow clearly has the cocktail mixology advantage. WE BOOZE WITH MADDOW 2NITE! #Bacon #WHDC #NerdProm #AfterParty
    6 years ago
  19. My hot date @brikeilarcnn. #nerdprom http://pic.twitter.com/VeQhW0cd
    Brooke Baldwin@BrookeBCNN
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    6 years ago
  20. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    C'mon, ladies! We're gonna booze it up at Maddow's #AfterParty ! pic.twitter.com/auf6bhgM @brikeilarcnn @BrookeBCNN #WHDC #NerdProm #Vote #Bacon
    6 years ago
  21. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    TweetBoy, no more tweets 4 2nite. U know what they say: What happens in DC... um... stays in Vegas or something. #WHCD #NerdProm #AfterParty
    6 years ago
  22. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    .@SarahBurris Now at the @maddow #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty. It's a small room w a TV on the wall. Mutiny On The Bounty is on. Weird.
    6 years ago
  23. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    @ChuckTodd keeps calling me MISTER CHRISTIAN. What the hell, Chuck? @maddow #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty #TCM #Mutiny
    6 years ago
  24. RT @Bacon4Pres: Can this chick mix a drink or what?!?! Woooooooooo! #WHCD #NerdProm #AfterParty @maddow #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy #DC #Booze http://pic.twitter.com/I0nXYkSy
    fauxpinky@fauxpinky
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    6 years ago
  25. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Both @Maddow and @ChuckTodd just yelled "Now get that slut off my ship!" at the SAME TIME! #WHCD #NerdProm #MutinyOnTheBounty #TCM #Bacon
    6 years ago
  26. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Why the heck is there a ladle hanging from the chandelier? @Maddow @chucktodd #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty #MutinyOnTheBounty #TCM
    6 years ago
  27. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Ladle in hand. Chandelier on floor. Can u believe this movie is still on? #WHCD #NerdProm @Maddow #AFTERAfterParty #TCM #MutinyOnTheBacon
    6 years ago
  28. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Well, that was fun. I feel crispy. What r we doin next wkd? #CincoDeMayo @Maddow #WriteIn #Vote #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy - Bacon4President.com
    6 years ago
  29. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Hi, @MaddowBlog Can u let Rachel know if she's looking for the booze ladle, I think I chucked it onto Lincoln's lap last night #NerdProm.
    6 years ago
  30. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    You know... the monument? #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty #Bacon #Lincoln @MaddowBlog #TCM #MutinyOnTheBounty
    6 years ago
  31. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Why the heck is there a ladle hanging from the chandelier? @Maddow @chucktodd #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty #MutinyOnTheBounty #TCM
    6 years ago
  32. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Ladle in hand. Chandelier on floor. Can u believe this movie is still on? #WHCD #NerdProm @Maddow #AFTERAfterParty #TCM #MutinyOnTheBacon
    6 years ago
  33. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Well, that was fun. I feel crispy. What r we doin next wkd? #CincoDeMayo @Maddow #WriteIn #Vote #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy - Bacon4President.com
    6 years ago
  34. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    Hi, @MaddowBlog Can u let Rachel know if she's looking for the booze ladle, I think I chucked it onto Lincoln's lap last night #NerdProm.
    6 years ago
  35. Bacon4Pres
    Bacon 4 President@Bacon4Pres
    You know... the monument? #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty #Bacon #Lincoln @MaddowBlog #TCM #MutinyOnTheBounty
    6 years ago

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