BACON 4 PRESIDENT!!!

@Bacon4Pres Crashed the #WHCD #NerdProm

Bacon greased his way into the White House Correspondents Dinner "Nerd Prom" and the AFTER After-Party. Things happened.

  1. TweetBoy, did u check the mail 2day? Stil waiting 4 my invitation 2 the White House Correspondents Dinner , airing tonight on CSPAN #Bacon
  2. Hi, Guys.@whpresscorps I'm sure it was just an oversight, but... WHERE'S MY FREAKIN INVITATION! #WHCD #Vote #Bacon - Bacon4President.com
  3. I suppose I could just sneak in on one of the hors d'oeuvre trays. #WHCD #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON #Beezy4Preezy
  4. While me & TweetBoy work on crashing the #WHCD, u can skip the boring stuff on CSPAN for the next 3 hrs. How It's Made marathon on SCIHD :-)
  5. OK I think we're in. TweetBoy, act like u belong here. Hold up your iPad like you're taking tasteful video of Sofia Vergara. #WHDC #NerdProm
  6. And whatever u do, keep clear of Kaczynski. he's got the "crazy eyes". #WHDC #NerdProm @BuzzFeedAndrew #VOTE #BACON #Beezy4Preezy
  7. Rick Santorum is taking pics of the kardashians. #WHCD
  8. Me and Jay Carney chillin' at the #WHCD #NerdProm Lousy photography by intern TweetBoy #EATME #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy http://pic.twitter.com/bECnApGx
  9. Someone said Tim Daly was here. I wanted to ask him if he ever got away from the Smoke Monster on that island. #LOST #Wings #WHCD #Bacon
  10. I think I just saw Obama-Girl @Amberettinger walk in. How should I play this? Smoove? The Aristocrats joke, it is! #WHCD #Vote #Bacon
  11. Hey, TweetBoy, text Smokey & ask him if it's cool for me to wolf-whistle the @FLOTUS. She's a hottie-boob-ba-lottie 2nite @jimmykimmel #WHCD
  12. dangit TweetBoy! I said BOOM-ba-lottie, not BOOB! That's what I get for using unpaid interns #WHDC #NerdProm #VOTE #BACON
  13. Better cut out of here while that blowhard Ed Henry is still up there. Come on, TweetBoy! Bacon is GONE! SUCK IT, Kimmel! #VOTE #BACON
  14. Never mind. @Maddow clearly has the cocktail mixology advantage. WE BOOZE WITH MADDOW 2NITE! #Bacon #WHDC #NerdProm #AfterParty
  15. TweetBoy, no more tweets 4 2nite. U know what they say: What happens in DC... um... stays in Vegas or something. #WHCD #NerdProm #AfterParty
  16. .@SarahBurris Now at the @maddow #WHCD #NerdProm #AFTERAfterParty. It's a small room w a TV on the wall. Mutiny On The Bounty is on. Weird.
  17. RT @Bacon4Pres: Can this chick mix a drink or what?!?! Woooooooooo! #WHCD #NerdProm #AfterParty @maddow #Bacon #Beezy4Preezy #DC #Booze http://pic.twitter.com/I0nXYkSy
  18. Ladle in hand. Chandelier on floor. Can u believe this movie is still on? #WHCD #NerdProm @Maddow #AFTERAfterParty #TCM #MutinyOnTheBacon
  19. Hi, @MaddowBlog Can u let Rachel know if she's looking for the booze ladle, I think I chucked it onto Lincoln's lap last night #NerdProm.
  20. Ladle in hand. Chandelier on floor. Can u believe this movie is still on? #WHCD #NerdProm @Maddow #AFTERAfterParty #TCM #MutinyOnTheBacon
  21. Hi, @MaddowBlog Can u let Rachel know if she's looking for the booze ladle, I think I chucked it onto Lincoln's lap last night #NerdProm.

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